vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via tipslip)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via trust)

asvprock:

brutal—beatings:

yo, just think about how much it’d suck if you got a full sleeve tattoo then got that arm bitten off by a shark

wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

(via pizza)